Duck Duck Cougar?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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