I feel like abortions should bother me more
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
tell me about the fingering
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