im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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