You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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