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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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