Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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