Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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