You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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