Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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