I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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