What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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