It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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