just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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