Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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