I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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