jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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