oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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