Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
