I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.