Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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