the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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