doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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