I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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