No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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