it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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