I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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