i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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