I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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