it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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