Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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