guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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