Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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