she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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