ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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