Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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