Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize