I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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