i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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