Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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