The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
high people should be assigned attendants
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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