dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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