Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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