Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Oh Jesus.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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