Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
my poor anus
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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