Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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