Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just invented taco cereal.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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