you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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