You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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