I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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