I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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