so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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