found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's never too late to be topless.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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