Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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