so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i think im in europe. pls send help
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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