just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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